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Amb. John Bolton, President of ‘Red Eye’ gives State of the Show address

“The president of #redeye‏@ambjohnbolton defines the world as we should see it, not as we are told to see it.” A slow loris.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 21, 2013

Heh. In case you have made it onto Greg Gutfeld’s laminated “dead to me” list by missing the show, Twitter is here to catch you up.

@ambjohnbolton State of the Show Address is the most wonderful thing ever. #PresidentofRedeye

— Jay Hutchings (@JayHutchings) March 21, 2013

#RedEye starring President @ambjohnbolton @remispencer & @billhemmer. Oh, and @greggutfeld TV’s @andylevy @billschulz twitter.com/DjWeideman/sta…

— DjWeideman (@DjWeideman) March 21, 2013

Fans love the President of Red Eye and give former Ambassador John Bolton high marks for his “State of the Show” address during last night’s episode.

The State of @redeyefnc Address was epic. Thanks Pres. @ambjohnbolton. #Redeye‘s seriously the best show on TV @greggutfeld

— DK (Not the Ape) (@DKsTs) March 21, 2013

@greggutfeld#redeye has really grown over the years, and making @ambjohnbolton president is indeed an auspicious milestone!!

— David Higgins (@dhiggins63) March 21, 2013

The state of @redeyefnc is strong under @ambjohnbolton Presidential leadership the future is bright. Thank you @greggutfeld and @andylevy

— JCoulter (@jcoulterbrown) March 21, 2013

#RedEye – Red Eye’s new President John Bolton’s State of Red Eye address = brilliant!

— Rosalie Stuplich (@xanpixsmom) March 21, 2013

@redeyefnc @greggutfeld Holy shit.. President Bolton, of Red Eye. God Bless Red Eye!

— Bryan W Kraber (@BryanWKraber) March 21, 2013

OMG John Bolton on Red Eye was hilarious – Just Red Eye alone beats out all other news shows on all… tmblr.co/ZRHTOygluVhY

— AlonMG (@Alonmg91) March 21, 2013

@ambjohnbolton brilliant speech! Truly, our leader. #redeye Can we get a ruling on @laurensivan?

— larmanius (@larmanius) March 21, 2013

John Bolton President of “Red Eye!” There is a Higher Power!!!

— Robin Scott Peters (@Filmrobin) March 21, 2013

Envy those lucky people who have never seen #Redeye before and turned on FNC just as John Bolton was staring at the camera.

— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) March 21, 2013

May the Unicorn of Liberty never lose a feather. RT @anthonybialy: Congratulations to @ambjohnbolton and his cabinet. #Redeye

— Dr. Schadenfreude (@PoliticsOfFear) March 21, 2013

Bolton’s State of #RedEye speech was beautiful.

— angus macferret (@angusmacferret) March 21, 2013

Some specifics from his address, and some questions for the president:

As President of #RedEye, can John Bolton declare war on The View?

— angus macferret (@angusmacferret) March 21, 2013

@greggutfeld BTW, I was a little disappointed in @ambjohnbolton ‘s stance on the rise of non-cat animal videos. What’s the world coming to!?

— Wayne Vieira (@wavieira) March 21, 2013

@greggutfeld @ambjohnbolton May God Bless President Bolton.He’s achieved more done in one day than this Obama guy.,

— Mike Hopper (@alphamidland) March 21, 2013

Show the icy stare of @ambjohnbolton to the terrorists. They shall behave from that moment forth! #HypnoBolton #RedEye

— Dick Zucker (@DickZucker) March 21, 2013

“The state of adorable animal videos has never been stronger” — #RedEye President @ambjohnbolton

— Andrea Chapman (@STL_Blonde) March 21, 2013

Omfg @ambjohnbolton greatest State of the Show, “the leg chair has never been leggyier” lol #redeye #tcot

— Philip Z. G. Rykyto (@PZR18) March 21, 2013

Dana Perino’s dog, Jasper, (account not affiliated with Dana Perino) gets in on the action. A coup imminent?

NBC News is reporting @ambjohnbolton has selected @danaperino as Vice President of #RedEye I hope it’s true

— Jasper (@JasperPerino) March 21, 2013


.@ambjohnbolton for some reason it doesn’t say President of Red Eye on your twitter profile

— Jasper (@JasperPerino) March 21, 2013

Heh. It needs to be added to all his bios:

Yes!Yes!RT @djweideman: From now on, when he’s on Fox, @megynkelly has to introduce @ambjohnbolton as the President of #RedEye

— Dustyn (@MonitorAccess) March 21, 2013

Make it happen.

Update: Hail to the chief.

The President of #redeye: video.foxnews.com/v/224306003600…

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 21, 2013

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/03/21/awesome-amb-john-bolton-president-of-fox-news-red-eye-gives-state-of-the-show-address/

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