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#DearPiers: Piers Morgan requests serious questions, citizens deliver


Oh, bless his self-important little heart. He just doesn’t know when to quit!

As Twitchy reported, actor Nick Searcy busted Piers in spectacular fashion after the CNN hackwad attempted to paint Dana Loesch and her family as Lanza 2.0. Now, most people would emerge from a sound intellectual throttling and take the hint that maybe, just maybe, it’s time to back off for a bit. Too bad Piers can’t help but shine the ol’ spotlight on himself.

This afternoon, Mr. Popularity asked his Twitter followers to submit questions for him to answer on his low-rated show. Twitterers, as always, delivered … though not, it seems, in the way he’d hoped:

I don’t mind all the silly/abusive #DearPiers tweets, but maybe some of you could slip a serious one in too? Go on, force yourselves.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 6, 2013

Frankly, we’re not sure what he’s complaining about. He got plenty of serious questions:

#DearPiers Why doesn’t anybody watch your show? (please respond via twitter, as I do not watch your show)

— L K (@OrwellForce) May 6, 2013

#DearPiers, could you identify where in the 2nd Amendment it says the “right to keep and bear arms” only applies to muskets? Thanks.

— Sunny (@sunnyright) May 6, 2013

@piersmorgan#Dearpiers , What are you going to do when @dloesch starts ignoring your silly rants, and you no longer have any audience?

— pete johnson (@petej274) May 6, 2013

@piesrmorgan #DearPiers Is your condescension and arrogance natural talent or are they cultivated traits.

— TANSTAAFL (@SMFIII) May 6, 2013

That’s a very serious question, no?

#DearPiers If you have so many followers on twitter…why aren’t at least 25% of them watching your show?

— Matthew H.(@Matthops82) May 6, 2013

@piersmorgan #DearPiers..whydo you scream about American Constitutional rights, yet your property is patrolled by armed guards?

— charlene rosati (@damomacdc) May 6, 2013

#DearPiers Doesn’t the #Gosnell trail qualify as news?

— RocksEm (@RocksEm) May 6, 2013

#DearPiers Do you stand on the graves of children to gain viewers or is it just a part of your douche baggery persona?

— Matthew H.(@Matthops82) May 6, 2013

#DearPiers, are you a man of your word or not? twitter.com/OhioCoastie/st…

— Alo Konsen (@OhioCoastie) May 6, 2013

#DearPiers, does it suck that when we joke about returning you to your own country your fellow countrymen look mortified at the prospect?

— Sunny (@sunnyright) May 6, 2013


We can only assume that when Piers said he wanted serious questions, what he meant was that he wouldn’t bother with questions that didn’t have to do with how smart and manly he is. He should’ve known he was bound to be disappointed.

#DearPiers Are you starting to realize that maybe the reason most questions are insulting is because you’re a hack loser that nobody likes?

— Daniel Gilfillan (@OneTonTurtle) May 6, 2013

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/05/06/dearpiers-piers-morgan-requests-serious-questions-citizens-deliver/

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